May 20, 2011

My Top Five Unfounded Fears

Goya - from Disasters of War
  1. getting bed bugs from a movie theatre
  2. dying from eating bad mayo
  3. plague ridden bus hands
  4. hantavirus
  5. finding an eye in an egg yolk

I thought I'd let you know since apparently we're all supposed to die tomorrow. I guess 2012 will take care of those of us who don't kick the bucket Saturday.

The Wind