Sep 11, 2024

Summer Breeze

My Kitchen in Kits 2018

I feared falling into depression again. 
It'd been almost a decade since my last episode. 
I avoided everything that might trigger one. 
I stepped around it, turned my back, and disassociated. 

And then it hit. 

It was a beautiful late afternoon in July, around dinner time. 
I was washing dishes in the kitchen of my dilapidated yet perfect Kitsilano rental.
My outstretched arms were warm from the gentle breeze 
that danced through 
the pink sequined fabric 
I'd hung over the window above the sink. 

It was my favourite time of day.
That time of day, my two cats watched me disappear while 
I'd transport myself into the lyrics of Seals and Crofts' Summer Breeze. 

Love is Patient; my kitchen rock. Kitsilano 2018

The sunlight shone perfectly through 
the horizontal window beside the hundred-year-old back door, 
throwing sunbeams on my giant philodendron, 
bouncing off the copper pots that hung on a rack from the ceiling and 
landing on stacks of pottery I'd just retrieved from the kiln – all inspired by him.  

Kitsilano 2018

Seemingly, out of nowhere, my body gave in, and 
I collapsed to my knees on the floor beside the stove. 
The sunlight disappeared. 
The needle dragged heavily across the song playing in my head, 
and everything stopped. 
My reflection grabbed me through the baked-on grease of the oven door, 
I looked myself in the eyes and listened as 
the song's lyrics were thrown in my face. 


Solarium, Kitsilano 2018

He's not going to see the newspaper layin' on the sidewalk 
while a little music plays from the house next door
he's not going to walk on up to the doorstep 
through the screen and across the floor. 
He won't come home from a hard day's work - because he doesn't work. 
And his arms definitely won't reach out to hold me when the day's through. 

This is make-believe. 
Nannie's Guitar, Kitsilano 2018

This is reality. 

You let him in the front door late at night 
on Thursdays and Sundays, 
you share a few puffs in the solarium,
you go for a walk on a star-filled beach,
you talk about things only you two can talk about,
you both do all you can to remain detached,
you come home,
you fuck -
like only you two can fuck,
and he leaves. 

Stop living in a fantasy. 

Jared, Kitsilano 2018

And with that, I curled into a fetal position amongst 
the crumbs and random sticky stuff on the old pine floor 
and wailed. 

I know my neighbours heard me because their BBQ chatter went quiet. 
I respect that they allowed me my privacy -
they knew what I was going through. 

The kitchen floor, me, Tilley and Flo


Tilley and Flo - my two cats

Not deterred by my sobs and hiccups, 
my cats came over to the sack of me on the floor and 
stuck their noses in my wet eyes. 
They snapped me out of my mindlessness and 
I conjured up enough strength to crawl to the washroom and puke. 

Exhausted. 

My forehead pressed against the cold base of the toilet. 
My cheek cooled by the tile floor. 
My eyes focused on dust bunnies under the claw foot tub I loved so much. 
My thoughts twinkled like birthday sparklers, then exploded amongst epiphanies. 

I didn't cry during the depressive episodes of my past because 
my brain was stuck in a sludge of darkness. 
I was too numb to move. 
A broken soul covered with a shell of a human. 

A vase I made and a sandpiper skull, Kits 2018

Although I felt like a shell of myself lying there on the cold floor, 
I found solace in the realization I wasn't depressed. 
I was living a moment in time. 
An experience, 
a situation. 

A moment that one day would be over, and 
far enough in the past that I could 
see it as a distant memory. 

me in the wildfire pollution Summer 2018 Kitsilano

That beautiful late afternoon in July, when I was 
washing dishes in a warm summer breeze is a memory now. 
I can watch it like a movie in my mind, and 
I can write about it. 

Not all shit experiences are lessons. 
They're simply shit experiences. They aren't meant for anything. 
There's no need to be bitter. To get drunk, high or angry. 
But there are a lot of reasons to be strong.  

I crawled through my soul's darkest nights until I had the strength to stand.
Sometimes, I lay collapsed on my stomach 
between the thresholds of darkness and light, 
convinced it was the end. 
But then something inside me would flicker—and I'd get up again - 
and again. 

The realization I'd been living in a fantasy was the start of my healing. 
Little did I know that fully healing meant metaphorically dying.

Aug 26, 2024

Voodoo



We got together at Dave’s Halloween party, and he died in an avalanche in Whistler in March. 
I was briefly living in Kelowna. 
He was living in Whistler. 
We knew each other for years. We were in the same scene if you will. 
Steep runs, 
deep powder 
and 
adrenaline. 
Both of us painfully shy and awkward, 
too timid for anything beyond a nod and a “Hey.” 
The Halloween party was loud – 
there was some thrash band – 
and clumps of people I’d never seen before. 
I stood against the back wall, 
fur-clad with leather pants and a crotched bikini top. 
He approached me from out of the shadows. 
“We’re supposed to be together,” he motioned his hand at us. 
He was fur-clad, with tight leather pants and shirtless. 
Rock and roll wallflowers guarding the nearest exit. 
Shortly thereafter, we were at my place making “rock star nachos.” 
And shortly after that, I was stopped short by a huge Hendrix tattoo on his right shoulder. 
He stayed with me for a few days. 
We listened to music, 
played air guitar to Hendrix, 
laughed nonstop 
and had a glorious time. 
He was tender, corny, polite and beautiful. 
We made plans for Spring when I’d move back to Van. 
But he died before it could happen. 
I often think of that Hendrix tattoo; the first time I saw it, 
his beautiful smile, 
and our Spring that never happened. 
Last night, I dreamt of him. 
We were riding bikes and had stopped at a crossing. 
He leaned over to me and whispered, 
“I’m going to die soon.” 
But I already knew.

Jul 28, 2024

Interdimensional Morning Coffee


morning coffee with Flo - Hornby, 2020

I had a relationship with every tree in my yard. 
We shared stories and learned each other’s touch. 
They were my constant companions, my confidants, and my protectors. 

the East Firs Winter 2021

Every morning, I was greeted by three seven-story-tall Coastal Douglas Firs along my east side fence, 
straight outside my French doors. 
They were always there, arms outstretched to me.

My cat, Flo, and I joined the trees for our morning coffee on the deck. Around 8-10 a.m. in late Spring, the sun broke through the branches that’d held on during the winter storms, casting an amber glow on everything it touched. 

me and morning coffee at my cabin on Hornby 2020

I welcomed the sun's warmth on my cheeks as I slumped against the cedar wall of my cabin. 
Still in my pyjamas, yet adorned with gum boots and multiple layers of old wool sweaters, I closed my eyes. 

I allowed the sun to paint a kaleidoscope of shapes on the canvas of my subconscious while 
my palms cradled a handmade mug full of fresh coffee. 
The mug’s glaze, inspired by the dark winter rain at Locarno Beach, where I'd sat alone so many times.  

Flo taking in the morning air with the trees, sunbeams, some dew and life

The trees watched as the sun combed Flo's dark fur, stirring up dusty dander that sparkled in a cloud around her. 
The sun blanketed her in warmth as she sat on the dewy grass, breathing in the coastal morning air. 
Her little nostrils flit open and closed, barely keeping up with all the new morning scents. 
The sea floor at low tide, 
the warming soil, 
textured salty air and 
the consistent depths of cedar. 

The trees twinkled with fairy lights as the sun touched 
the syrupy morning dew that hung heavy on the tips of their needles. 

Mornings sunbeams in my yard, Hornby

As the sun moved south, it dropped a ladder of sunbeams 
between the two cedars at my front gate. 
The arms of the trees held strong as I climbed the glowing steps to the opaque pale blue sky. 
I climbed past the dew-jewelled crowns of the tree tops 
to seek answers to questions that had no words. 
I had faith in my existence and allowed myself to break apart. 

I scattered myself amongst the palest blue with the hope of being found and 
put back together
— with answers to questions that had no words. 

morning deck


I felt the essence of the trees and my cat's love reach out to me. I climbed back down the ladder of sunbeams before it disappeared, curious about what would happen if I chose not to. 

Returning to the consistency of unconditional love and the comfort of the trees' embrace, it was time for my 
second cup of coffee.

Flo on the dewy morning grass, Hornby 2020


Jul 15, 2024

The Wind


Helliwell 2019


The winds show us how close to the edge we are. 
Joan Didion 

The wind was unrelenting during my time on Hornby, 
ramming into my thoughts and morphing into metaphors. 
When the hurricane-force winds started, my entire being was on edge. 
They began in the darkness of November and continued until late March, 
the windy season. 

Galleon Beach Hornby Island 2020

The maddening roar of the ocean 
the piercing howl of a spectral wind - 
and the prolonged shriek of a tree as it snaps. 
Terrorizing me night and day. 
I covered my ears and sang to make it stop. 
And then my house shook. 
It'd start with a low tremble under the floor and 
proceed to vigorously shake the walls. 

Flo was deaf. She loved to watch the storms

More often than not, 
a violent gust would come out of nowhere 
and blast us. 
No trembling of the floor, no shaking, 
just a direct hit. 
And then my mind raced with images burned into my teenage mind: 
The Day After 
Threads
Dancing with Tears in My Eyes 

Flo and me

When the 96km/h winds hit, I looked to my cat for reassurance and 
found comfort in her presence. 
I set up a bed for us on the floor under the stairs, 
thinking it'd be a safe place if a tree crashed through the house. 

mattress ready to sleep under the stairs, Flo watching some hot Viking show

Naively, I thought the winds would stop during the night, 
but they persisted. 
In the morning, they'd drop to around 50km/h, and 
I'd step outside only to have my face stung by 
bits of trees 
sand
dirt 
and who knows what else. 
Fallout.

piles of winter storm debris from my yard

I could only survey the aftermath from my windows. 
Trees, once proud and strong, now broken pieces of themselves 
scattered across my yard, 
branches six inches thick and seven feet long, 
cedar boughs
pine cones 
seedlings
bits and pieces of 
this 
that
and 
the other thing. 
An abandoned battlefield.

Jul 13, 2024

A Lover

Galleon Beach Winter 2020

He drew me in with
his words 
his song 
his touch. 
His playfulness and laughter. 
When he went dark and quiet 
I sat with him until 
I felt like I wasn’t enough. 
And then I left. 
He drew me back with 
the comfort of words I wanted to hear
his familiar songs 
the soft touch of his hand.
And then he went 
dark, 
violent 
and 
destructive 
and I hid my very being. 
The wind is like an abusive lover.

Jul 12, 2024

Suspect

 


The Gas Station, Fall 2019

The French guy who works at the Hornby gas station – 
We were suspicious of each other 
and shot side-eye glances. 
Uncannily familiar. 
I knew him. 
Were we foolish in a field thirty years ago? 
Did he live in Whistler? 
Maybe Nelson? 
Lollapalooza 92? 
Super grunge – can’t tell if he’s stuck in the 90s or bringing it back. 
Probably both. 
Late 40s, maybe. 
Long salt and peppery hair – always in a low pony. 
High cheekbones 
Strong features 
Slim and fit 
Wore white waffle long-john shirts under t-shirts
 - usually some death metal band. 
I know this because I asked him about his shirts
 – and then I ran out the door. 
His garbage dump green ten-speed 
leaned against the brown tile wall  
beside the front door. 
He drove an old blue Volvo wagon – last washed in 1994. 
Coexist noncompliant.
The one time I saw him outside of working hours, 
he got out of his car with bare feet so dirty they were black. 
It was Fall, and he was wearing jeans. 
Had a partner.
He built a little farm. 
Super hot. 
One day, when I bought an ice cream sandwich out of boredom, 
he asked me if I was Danish. 
Our only attempt at prolonged conversation
other than 4.25. 
I told him I was Norwegian and French, 
and asked him why. 
He said I seemed very familiar. 
With a mouth of rocks and cotton
 - You too
We threw around some locales where 
we could’ve met, 
but there were none. 
And there we have it. 
I knew that guy from somewhere, and he knew me. 
And that was that.
Maybe we met at a gig? 
Oh well
Ya

Misnomers

 


It was a late July afternoon when I met him. 
Out of boredom, I often poked around in the heaps of crap up at the recycling depot, 
daydreaming of uncovering some acclaimed BC potter's discarded wares
or a fixed-gear bike I could resell to a particular genre if and when I ever made it back to Vancouver. 

On this particular summer day, my foot was meditatively flipping broken plates over when a scruffy orange cat sashayed out from the bushes beside me. 

We greeted each other, and my eyes followed a smear of black grease down its back that ended at 
a gargantuan ball sack swaying between its legs. 

You've got some pretty big balls there, pussycat. 

A raspy voice belonging to someone who drank too much the night before 
piped up from somewhere behind me. 

That guy's responsible for 90% of the feral colony on the island. 

Embarrassed by my uncouth observation of the feline's anatomy and 
taken aback because I was being watched, I turned to see a 
fuzzy-haired, 
shirtless, 
overly tanned, 
leather-skinned dude
in his mid-40s 
leaning against a sheet of corrugated metal. 

This guy absolutely spent his formative years loitering outside a corner store in a
mesh number 83 half-top and nut huggers on his stolen BMX, trying to sell smokes to minors. 

He smiled a plaque-toothed grin and nodded in the cat's direction. 
His name's Göring. You know who Göring is? 

Armed with a useless history degree with a major in Nazi Germany, 
I knew who Göring was - but for the sake of any in-depth conversation, 
I played dumb. 

After a long mansplanation of the Luftwaffe's strategy, he introduced himself as Bishop. 

But I go by Bish

Oh fuck. 

My two best dude friends had sternly warned me about this guy. 
My female friends simply stated, 
Stay far away from Bish. 
Don't talk to him. 
Don't even look in his direction. 
He's not a good person. 
Which, of course, explains his cat's unfortunate misnomer. 

While making small talk, I slowly backed away.
It's super to meet you, Bish; enjoy your day with Göring! 
When I was far enough away, I turned my back to him. 
Hey, what's your name? Who are you with? 
I played deaf. 
He organized a beach party to celebrate Derek's death a year later.

Jul 4, 2024

Ask Around

morning coffee on my deck - one of the best things in life
 
Ask around. 
That's the answer you'd get on the Island when asking a question, discussing a challenge in your yard, or inquiring where to find a particular tool and the like.
When you live in a remote small community, a Google search for near me is futile. 
You have to ask around

Asking around means:  
knocking on your neighbours’ doors, 
chit-chatting, 
presenting situations and 
problem-solving. 

If the problem can’t be solved with a tete-a-tete with your neighbour, ask around branches out.

The neighbour asks their contacts, and you ask around some more. 

You ask around at:  
the hardware store 
the gas station
the corner store and 
the coffee wagon. 

It's a process that requires patience and persistence, 
standing around and asking around until a solution is found. 

Nine times out of ten, you’re given a name and a vague description of someone’s house. 

Lyel might know. Go ask him. He lives off Solans in the school bus with the house built on top. 

Now you have to go knock on a strange man’s door. Who's also probably drunk.

Word starts to get around that you're asking around. 
In a few weeks, there’s a ten-out-of-ten chance someone will knock on your door and help you solve the problem 
—no strings attached. 
That’s what community is all about
—helping your neighbour and, in turn, being helped by them. 

I remember a time I was working in my yard, and I heard the brass bird bell on my gate clang. 

It was an awkward and embarrassed dude I’d never seen before, 
Hi, I’m sorry to bother you. I'm looking for Jean's house. I was given a brief description of what it looked like and was told it was over this way. I couldn't find it, and they told me to ask around, but no one was home anywhere. 
I empathized completely with the poor soul. 
Unfortunately, I didn’t know Jean. 
I pointed him toward my neighbours Scott and Bailey’s place and told him to ask around there.

After I sold my house on Hornby, I moved to another unfamiliar city. 
I tried to have conversations with folks and get to know people. 
I asked around about amenities, restaurants, and where to get plants for my garden
 – that kind of thing. 
 Nine out of ten times, the reply was, 
Just do a search
I flipped them off and walked away. 
No, I didn't. But I wanted to.

Jul 2, 2024

Stand Again

 

Me, Flo, and snap peas from my garden Hornby July 1, 2021

All I had left to love, to live for, was myself - and I’d never done that before. 
My life, as I had known it, was over. 
I’d lost everything.
But it was the loss of a future that I’d envisioned 
that hurt the most. 
You can't hurry grief. 
You have to sit with it. 
You sit with it until faith shows you you’re strong enough to stand again.
And you will.

Beach Shrapnel


Go to the beach access by Jane's - it's the beach with the furthest low tide on the island 
Park at the first curve in the road - 
Seawright off Central 
Pullover till your tires are almost in the ditch – 
just under the massive maples and random alders. 
You need to run into the ditch and up the steep embankment on the other side. 
Take the narrow path between the giant sword ferns – 
it'll probably be super muddy. 
Just a five-minute walk. 
If you're lucky, there's a piece of wood slapped over the mud by a previous beachgoer. 
Step slowly. Don't slip. 
You'll need your groin muscles to climb the ladder down the cliff face. 
A pair of bald eagles nest atop 
a giant dead cedar near the beach. 
They've been there for years. 
If you hear them, you'll know you're close. 
Be careful along this section – the terrain changes. 
It's a steep incline, and the rocks are slippery. 
The cliff's coming up. 
There's an old wooden ladder propped up against the cliff face 
Be careful climbing down. 



Sun blinks through them 
strobe-like, 
even in winter 
when their leaves are all gone. 

Pieces of salvaged sunbleached plywood, 
ancient candy-coloured paint 
still visible through the sludge of the Earth 

An eagle's screech 
ushers in a new type of air-- 
less dense and electric. 

The path narrows 
a flash of nuclear light temporarily blinds me, 
and I lose my balance on the slippery edges of jagged rocks 
as I'm hit with the wet shrapnel wind of the crashing waves.


Jun 30, 2024

Skin it


The corner store where we shot the shit.

She moved to that island thirty years ago without ever having visited. 
I met her at Fish & Chips - the fish and chips food truck down at Ford Cove.
A super cool woman. 
I'd specifically go down to the Cove to chat with her – 
but mainly off-season. 
Because the tourists were too much for me. 
She also worked stocking shelves and doing cash at the corner store. 
I thought that she was psychic. 
So, I sniffed around when I was with her. 
And she was. 
Folks would come into the Cove and have her choose their 
Lotto tickets. 
They'd line up sometimes six or seven deep. 
I watched them. 
Customer after customer came in with winning tickets. 
Myself included. 
She picked the Set for Life tickets for me. 
I started with winning free plays, then cash. 
Each win increased with each ticket. 
My lucky streak broke when I went against my intuition
that she was psychic 
and got my ticket from another gal. 
I haven't won since - and it's been three years. 

Cove Store under reno '21

We were both at the Nirvana concert at the PNE Forum in '94. 
She was at the front - against the stage and ended up passing out. 
While she was out, she saw seven white horses. 
That's when I knew I was dead. 
She had very cool style. 
We'd talk music, vintage, and jerkoff dudes. 
The eras we'd like to put together, 
the cut of the women's silky nylon 70s blouses, 
vintage Lees 
and why the 90s does 70s worked so well. 
She loved shopping at thrift stores. 
Her Dad owned a clothing boutique in Kerrisdale - similar to Hills. 

igneous rock outcroppings at Ford Cove

No kids. 
We lived in Whistler at the same time. 
1990-92. 
She worked at The Boot pub. 
Our paths most certainly crossed at some point. 
I was probably drunk and told her I liked her outfit or something. 
Shoulder-length blond hair – 
I like to keep it like Kurt's
She's edgier than her twin sister. 
A tough cookie. 
I never used to be like this
Old drunk dudes hit on her, and she's had enough. 
I'm tired of being nice. 
 - I can relate - 

The Cove

She found a dead sea lion with a perfect hide 
down at Sandpiper Beach. 
I wanted the hide for a rug. 
So she decided to skin it. 
When she was scoping out the situation, 
an old dude came over and told her he'd found it first. 
You're a woman. You don't have the means to skin it. 
They argued. 
He laughed in her face. 
Go ahead and skin it, then. 
She got her knives and started. 
The old dude sat on a log, watched and mocked. 
It took hours. 
She said around the third or fourth hour, 
she'd become so angry at the old dude disrupting 
what was supposed to be a cathartic ritual that 
she lost focus, sliced too hard, and tore through the hide. 
She kept skinning, and the old dude kept mocking. 
You're doing it wrong. 
By the end of the day, she had the hide. 
I didn't think you had it in you. 
She told me that whenever she looks at that 
tear in the sea lion's hide, 
hatred boils inside her.

Jun 24, 2024

Earth 88

Hidden Beach Summer 2021

Virtually all students of the extinction process agree that biological diversity is in the midst of its sixth great crisis, this time precipitated entirely by man. 

Edward O. Wilson, Harvard University, 1988 

You're already trying to hang on day by day by a mere thread. 
Then, the air thickens, suffocating you; your veins expand, your hands and feet balloon, 
and dizziness engulfs you. 
Yet, you must stay focused, not for yourself but for your dying cat. 
You must ensure she's comfortable and at peace.
Make sure she doesn't have a heart attack -
that would seal her fate. 
If that happens, there's no help. 
No vets and no escape from the island. 
You'll have to end your soul mate's suffering yourself. 

I had so much anxiety during the Heat Dome I thought I was going to collapse. 
When nature turns against you, survival is the only instinct. 
Your mind races, desperately seeking solutions. 
What do I have to do? 
How can I cool down? 
How can I lower my heart rate?

When I found the dead house sparrow on my deck, 
I knew the tide had turned, and I had to leave. 
I buried the little bird, wrapped in a shroud of paper towels, 
on a bed of flowers from my garden. 
The little bird now rests beneath a mound of rocks 
at the foot of the cedar tree on the East side of my property. 
The cedar, whose branch once danced across my yard 
like a wayward broomstick during a winter storm. 
One of two remaining cedars on my property. 
The cedar that stood beside the three Douglas Firs, 
where Flo and I drank morning coffee. 

My yard mainly consisted of conglomerate rock and salal roots, 
which made digging the grave for the little bird difficult. 
I knew Flo would die soon. 
Where would I bury her?

But who are you?